Woman Crushes

November 22, 2010

Because I listed Sam’s man crushes on here, I figured it was only fair I did mine too. Keep in mind, if I was a 17 year old boy, this would be about as shallow as it gets. However, I’m not. So it’s just a list of awesome instead.

::sigh:: I would KILL to look like Sofia Vergara from Modern Family. Besides being drop dead gorgeous, she’s super, super funny. I love her on that show.

I don’t care if she was a porn star. Heck, if I looked like her… well, no. No, I would never do that. But then, who am I kidding? I’m not ever going to look like her so I won’t spend uselessΒ time thinking about that.

Sam’s like, “Ugh, why would you want to look like her? Her face is ugly.” Note the use of the word face. Not she’s ugly. Face. Which leaves quite a bit of her that isn’t spoken of.

Men. ::eye roll::


Katherine Heigl comes in a close second. Because I love almost all of her movies. Even ones like Knocked Up where I swore up and down I was going to hate it. And she seems sweet and down to earth in real life. Plus she’s smokin’ hot and I am going to ask to be as tall as her when I get to heaven. (I can ask for that, right? Because I’ve got a “must have’s” list for there…)


Last but not least:

Oh Britney. I’ve cheered, jeered, and sobbed my way through her life. From Justin to head shaving to muffin tops – I’ve followed her from the age of 14. Sure, sometimes I’ve thought she’s been off her rocker, but all the while I was rooting for her to pull her (bald)Β head out, dump Mr. Pants on the Ground, buy some underwear, and focus on her kids.

Fingers crossed.

How about you? Any one you could never admit to but might want to here?


  • Mary Huget

    November 27, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    Love this. I’ve been a lurker but never commented. Your blog is awesome, makes me feel all Christmas-y inside. We should chat sometime about yoga.

    I ADORE Katherine, I think she is so classy and beautiful. And Britney? Totally get it. I don’t know if I would consider her my (or your) crush being that we feel the same way, but I know what you mean. I’ve been rooting for her to make it and lose Kevin forever.

    Sorry you seem to have some controversy on here, it was such a fun post. I sense some serious jealousy… You are amazing. Don’t let the haters get you down.

  • Alison

    November 23, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Totally forgot to add each and everyone of the Kardashian sisters (the older ones.) This was just a nice blog post for everyone to laugh and have fun sharing their secret crushes πŸ™‚ The only way that we lose respect for a lot of these celebrities are because there every movement is put on TV and magazines. I can honestly sit here and say that I would probably put some of those celebs to shame if someone recorded and published my every moments, and I bet there are a lot of people on here that feel that same way! πŸ™‚ Here’s to our crushes ! πŸ™‚

  • Kim

    November 23, 2010 at 9:51 am

    Diana, can I say, YOU are my girl crush?? πŸ˜‰ And really? I think there is a hater here. So that mean you’ve officially made it! That is all.

    1. Diana

      November 23, 2010 at 1:09 pm

      You may say. However – ground rules. You may not treat me like you would Josh Groban when I come to visit. Because I would be scared. So would your children. So would Art.


  • Tara “La Bella Mama”

    November 23, 2010 at 9:11 am

    OMG we definitely share the same crushes…minus Brittney, I think she’s a mess, and not that hot :-/
    I think after Sophia Vargas, who I didn’t know was a porn star (!!!), would be Kim Kardashian for me instead.

    1. Diana

      November 23, 2010 at 1:07 pm

      Absolutely. Kim Kardashian is a hot mess.

      And now I’m not sure if she’s a real porn star – because someone told me she just did modeling. Topless but you know. Not pornstar stuff.

  • Erika @Namammaste

    November 23, 2010 at 1:19 am

    I totally agree Cathy… really Diana? “pretend, sickeningly sweet bad girl who is lost without a man”? I don’t see that at all. AND Katherine’s neurotic,”girl power” roles where she makes feminists look like crazy control freaks until “mr right” comes along aren’t much better… none of them are petfect and I realize we’re not picking role models here, but women do tend to base their “crushes” on personality more than looks and I think we probably each pick women we feel like we can relate to…. sorry if I insulted Heigl, like I said – I liked her until I read that interview. It wasn’t just the smoking – after filming “knocked up” she was quoted as saying she definitely wanted to adopt after experiencing how little privacy laboring women get in the hospital. She didn’t want to go through that experience of labor… i do not believe that is the only experience available since mine was so different, so I totally cannot relate too her reasoning… BUT people who choose adoption are definitely special… and she is hot and I love her movies… so I was maybe being harsh… Sorry Katherine!

    1. Erika @NaMammaSte

      November 23, 2010 at 9:14 am

      wow, I just reread my comment and it sounded terrible… sorry, I wrote that late last night and I guess I was a little grumpy! I don’t know enough about any actress to decide if I would like her on a personal level and I have so much respect for you and the women who read your blog, so: thank you for opening my eyes ladies!

  • Cathy

    November 22, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    Kathrine smokes, bleh. And Britney, are u kidding me? She is not looking that amazing lately, w/ her hair a mess. I love Rachel Mcadams! As well as Taylor swift, Julie benz, blake lively and katy perry, so pretty I cant even stand it. now lets talk about amazingly beautiful men, lol

    1. Diana

      November 22, 2010 at 10:59 pm

      You shut your mouth Cathy. Do you see that pic of Britney? I’m talking about pre-psycho. Head full of natural hair and talent. πŸ™‚

      I like Rachel – but she’s annoying. She plays parts that irritate me – the same pretend innocent, sickeningly sweet bad girl that is lost without a man.

      As for men – we’ll talk at Thanksgiving. I’d get writers cramp typing out that list.

      1. cathy

        November 23, 2010 at 1:02 pm


  • Diasy

    November 22, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    Zoe Dachdendel. I don’t know how to spell her name, but shes’ the dark haired actress from elf, failure to launch, & 500 days of summer. Adore her. Sooo funny &, plus, she’s gorg.

    But my #1 celeb female crush… Leighton Meister. I love her in gossip girl, particularily, cause her character & I are soul sisters. But I love her in real life too, cause shes down to earth and sweet (& pretty!)

    This is (obv) not a celeb crush, but I’ve always wanted my future kids to look like Suri Cruise. Cause she is SOO cute and suchh a girly girl.

    1. Diana

      November 22, 2010 at 10:53 pm

      LOVE Zoe! She is too cute.

      Also – Suri Cruise is like perfection in a small child. I have no idea how Tom Cruise managed to have a kid like her that isn’t jumping off couches or smiling like a lunatic, but he did.

  • Janelle

    November 22, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    I’m with you on that Katherine Heigel vote. I love how real she comes off, and think she would be a blast to hang out with. I also ended up liking Knocked up, and was convinced I would hate it…
    And then Drew. She had me at ET…

  • Jen

    November 22, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    Oh Diana. You just gave me the biggest flashback of listening to Britney to and from S town, and blaring it around main street like we were too cool for words. Wait a second, we WERE!! If we’re talking about chicks I admire, then it would be Rachel McAdams, Christina Applegate, and Drew Barrymore. The chick I think is way hotter than most women: Scarlett Johanssen. And Ryan Reynolds would agree.

    1. Diana

      November 22, 2010 at 8:10 pm

      We were more than cool – we were rock stars. Only really no one but us knew it. πŸ™‚

      If I had put people I admire, it would have been a whole different list. Probably one would have been Oprah, as cliche as that sounds. Another is that chick from House of Sand and Fog… ::googles:: Jennifer Connelly! Love her. So much,

      I can’t really say I admire Britney, or Sofia, maybe Katherine. But I’d go lesbian for them if it came down to it. lol. That’s a crush.

      And don’t even get me started on how unfair it is that Scarlett gets to be herself and have Ryan.

      1. Jen

        November 22, 2010 at 9:47 pm

        Yeah, I thought I should put some non-lesbian vibes out there first with the whole admiration comment. But let’s be honest. If I went to bat for the other team, then it would be Scarlett. Or Megan Fox. Because if I’m going to go girl-on-girl at some point, I might as well go balls-out and just stick with Megan.

  • Kim

    November 22, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    Now, if we’re looking at this as GIRL CRUSHES, as you intended, hmmmm, lets see, lets see . . . yeah I gotta go w/ Kathrine Heighel, ooh, and totally Jessica Simpson. πŸ˜‰

  • Desi

    November 22, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    I would kill to look like January Jones from Mad Men! I love Katherine Heigel too, even if she is self-absorbed…I would be too if I looked like that! haha.

    1. Diana

      November 22, 2010 at 8:05 pm

      How sad that I just had to google January Jones. That’s what no cable gets me. :p

      1. Desi

        November 23, 2010 at 2:12 pm

        I don’t know how you live πŸ™‚

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  • AnitaC

    November 22, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    Really love Katherine Heigl she is sooooo gorgeous. Sophia is too – but she isn’t quite as lovely as Katherine. Such a big heart too I think. Adopting her daughter and her donating $1 million for animal welfare. I met her in NY at her movie prem with Josh Duhamel. Very friendly, really down to earth, no ego and she smokes electronic cigs!

    1. Diana

      November 22, 2010 at 8:05 pm

      So jealous you met her. In every interview I’ve seen or read she just seems like such a great person. Adopting was like the final touch for me to just love her to death.

  • Kim

    November 22, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    I totally love ’13’ on House . . . I KNOW . . and Jennifer Aniston — I think we should be besties πŸ™‚ Also, weirdly enough? Ellen DeGeners. Because I think I wouldn’t stop laughing if she was around. Oh! And whoever that girl was on Hawaii 5-0 the other night who was kissing on Alex McLaughlin . . .only ‘cuz ya know . . . I’d fill in as her double when she comes back. I’m nice that way. πŸ™‚ I totally think your pics are rockin.’ ALL of them.

    1. Diana

      November 22, 2010 at 8:03 pm

      I used to love Jennifer Aniston. I still kinda do, but the whole complaining about Brad deal just wore me down.

      Ellen is awesome. Not as a crush, but as a admire. Because she’s been through so much and still manages to keep it classy.

  • Yoga Mama

    November 22, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    I LOVE Katherine Heigl. She is such a beautiful spirit. I try not to judge what people do in their personal lives. I smoke, I consider myself a decent human being. It’s something I started when I was young and I don’t like it, but I’m addicted.

    I also love Pam from The Office. I don’t remember her real name. She’s great.

  • Erika @NaMammaSte

    November 22, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    I second that Alison! I LOVE LOVE LOVE Rachel McAdams! I can’t resist ANY movie she’s in… I think she’s adorable! Both she and Claire Danes. I have so much respect for the actresses and women that they are!

    I used to like Kathrine Heigl until I read an interview she gave in a magazine where she sounded self absorbed and I found out she smokes (ew!)

    I feel bad for Britney too, but I can’t say I have any desire to be like her, look like her, or know her… at all.

  • Alison

    November 22, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    Rachel McAdams from Mean Girls and the Notebook, and quite possibly Reese Witherspoon. πŸ™‚ Dont hate lol

    1. Diana

      November 22, 2010 at 8:01 pm

      I <3 Reese. Just not as a crush. She's awesome in her movies though.

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