I’m a mom. In a swimsuit. And it’s ok.

May 23, 2011

I almost didn’t do this post, I was so freaked out at posting the pictures – but if you think I look horrible, well, click out. I don’t need the, “Zomg you’re such a porker” comments because we’ve already covered that here and here. I do McFatty Monday for me – to help myself gain some confidence. And let me tell you – it’s working. I would have DIED a few months ago over just the mere thought of wearing a bathing suit, much less doing a blog post with me in one.

My girlfriend Erika from NAMAmmaSTE graciously took the pics on my balcony, the ones in the house were a little odd with beach attire. We chose two that show off the suit all the way and my new spray tan.

I thought the spray tan turned out rather well. At first I was a little freaked out by just how TAN it was – but once I showered that night it settled into a more subtle color.  I got a Versa done – as well as a regular tan. It’s called a double dip. That way when the spray tan wears off I’m not glowing white again.

The suit is from Kohls. I loved all the links you shared, and wanted to buy and try all of them. Then I realized I didn’t have enough time to buy one, and if it didn’t fit, send it back. I leave on Wednesday to go to Georgia so I had to have one asap. I took everyone’s ideas on more coverage in the bottom area, and then did a plunging neckline – because really?

Who hates boobs?

😛

So as promised, here I am. A mom. In a swimsuit. Telling you all out there – it’s ok to be in one and not be a size 0.

I am not high. Despite how it looks. The top is a pull string - LOVE. The bottom is boy short style - I like how it fits in the back too.
Just for fun.

P.S. I plan on ROCKIN’ the mom look in Georgia. Right after I get my hands on some Popeye’s biscuits. Nom nom nom.

48 Comments

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  • Jen

    May 27, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    I like your butt

  • Nichole

    May 25, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    I have the same/similar swimsuit bottoms!! From Kohls.

    You look great.

    New to you blog and liking your “style” of blogging so far…very REAL. 😉

  • Bodicea

    May 25, 2011 at 2:44 am

    I don’t usually comment, but have to say that you look awesome in that swimsuit.

    … and nice boobs btw 🙂

  • Kelly

    May 24, 2011 at 7:11 pm

    You look adorable! I love it – surfer chick meets stylish mama!

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  • Brooke

    May 23, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    So super cute! Love the suit and you look awesome! 🙂

  • TheNextMartha

    May 23, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    I’d smack that ass.

    1. Diana

      May 24, 2011 at 9:44 pm

      I absolutely died laughing as I read this. zomg.

  • Law Momma

    May 23, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    oh you hush. You look adorable.

    SEE YOU FRIDAY!!

  • Suz

    May 23, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    You look cute! I love the top & am jealous of your tan roomie!

  • Elle

    May 23, 2011 at 6:26 pm

    I think you look great!

  • Grumpy Grateful Mom

    May 23, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    You are awesome and you look fabulous! I love the top and the shorts.

    I am on the thin side, but very anti-voluptious and glowing white. It’s hard to find a flattering suit! I think I may try out the spray tan one of these days. 🙂

  • Alyssa

    May 23, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    You are NUTS if you think you look bad! You look so so good!!

  • Katherine

    May 23, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    YOU look Great! And holy-awesome-good-for-you for posting the photo…and all that jazz. Anyone saying anything different can suck a bag of rocks!

  • Emily C

    May 23, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    You are adorable! You look fabulous!

  • Stephanie

    May 23, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    You look great, way to go!

  • Janelle

    May 23, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    I think you look awesome 🙂 Love the suit! I do believe you’ve inspired me to go plunging neckline as well… I laughed out loud at “Who Hates Boobs?”

  • Becca

    May 23, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    You look FANTASTIC! Go mama! I remember not wanting to go to the hotsprings with the kids cause i didn’t want to wear a baithing suit! And then i realized i was more worried about what i looked like than how much fun my kids would have! I’m mostly over it now! I still get a little anxiety walking out to the pool! But i think that’s normal!

    1. Diana

      May 23, 2011 at 3:39 pm

      That is exactly what helped me this time. The thought of, “Why should Bella miss out on the fun because I’m so self conscious?” I love that other moms have those thoughts too, because it makes me feel like we’re all in this together.

      P.S. You always look amazing Becca.

      1. Becca

        May 24, 2011 at 8:41 am

        As amazing as a “real” mom of three kids can look! Thanks Diana….:)

        by “real” i mean i’m not one of those chicks who gets pregnant, has the baby, and two weeks later looks exactly like they did when they found out they were preggers! It’s got to be some sort of gene mutation that i didn’t get. damn it!

  • Rusti

    May 23, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    wow – you look fabulous! really, it’s super cute and looks comfortable as well!! you do NOT look like a porker! way to go lady!! this makes me want to go out and buy a new bathing suit!! now I just need some bewbies to go with that plunging neckline… *sigh*

  • Sarah

    May 23, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Fan-freakin-tastic!

  • Katrina

    May 23, 2011 at 11:53 am

    You look AWESOME!!! I don’t know where you get the idea that you are a porker because you are not at all! I love the swimsuit 🙂

  • JM

    May 23, 2011 at 11:49 am

    Great suit! You have much bigger girl-balls to post those than I would 🙂 Still working on the confidence thing.

  • Amber

    May 23, 2011 at 11:05 am

    So super cute. You look great and the suit is adorable. Not even remotely a porker 🙂

  • melissa

    May 23, 2011 at 10:59 am

    Go lady, go!!! You look fantastic!

  • Jen

    May 23, 2011 at 10:59 am

    You don’t at all look like a porker. I had three kids in four years, so the mention of swimming terrifies me. But I can’t deprive my kids forever. Boooooo! But guess what? I’m going to go buy that suit because you totally sold it to me!

  • Alexia

    May 23, 2011 at 10:54 am

    You look H-O-T!! Love the boy shorts and love the neckline. And you’re absolutely right…nobody hates boobs! And you may have just caught up to me in the tan department 😉

    Love your bravery and your style!

    1. Diana

      May 23, 2011 at 3:36 pm

      ::happy dance:: I totally thought of your rockin’ tan as I got myself all done up.

  • Cathy

    May 23, 2011 at 10:54 am

    omg you look great! Im jealous of your tan! Love the suit too-woo hoo!

  • kim

    May 23, 2011 at 10:32 am

    Daaaaaammmn!!! Diana, you are ROCKING that suit!! And the tan looks fabulous!! Sam’s going to be . . . happy to see you. Yeah, that’s the word. Happy. This is a ‘g’ rated blog so I won’t go there. 🙂

    1. Diana

      May 23, 2011 at 3:35 pm

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      ::gasps for air::

      And the thing is, I think he’d be happy even if I wore something made out of a plastic bag. Men.

  • Sara

    May 23, 2011 at 10:22 am

    I think I need to try out some bottoms like those – they look awesome!

    Also, NICE BOOBS DUDE.

    1. Diana

      May 23, 2011 at 3:34 pm

      I LOL’ed when I read this!!

  • Kate

    May 23, 2011 at 8:52 am

    Very cute!

  • t.bird

    May 23, 2011 at 8:47 am

    i also have a “mom” suit- as much coverage as possible whilst still being allowed in the pool. amen!

  • Miranda

    May 23, 2011 at 8:02 am

    AH! You are coming to Georgia again and you will be so close to me and yet so far away. BOO.

    You look hot! 🙂

  • Krista

    May 23, 2011 at 7:55 am

    I don’t know how to whistle in print (type). but if I did, I would.

    1. Diana

      May 23, 2011 at 3:33 pm

      This made me laugh. And then ponder how you could make a whistle by typing…

  • MomEinstein

    May 23, 2011 at 7:55 am

    I love it! I think it’s very cute. I like that it’s coverage enough that you won’t be flashing everyone when your kid starts yanking on it, but young & fresh at the same time. Good find!

    1. Diana

      May 23, 2011 at 3:32 pm

      I like that part of it too. I wanted something sexy because I’m still a woman under all this “mom” but also not so sexy that I looked like the town whore. :p

  • Erin

    May 23, 2011 at 7:46 am

    WOW!! Porker, you are NOT!!! You look FANTASTIC!!! I don’t think I looked that good in a bathing suit BEFORE I was a mom:)

    Have fun in GA and enjoy every bit of the biscuit!!!

    LOVE that suit!!

    1. Diana

      May 23, 2011 at 3:31 pm

      I will enjoy my biscuit. You can bet on it.

      And thank you 🙂

  • Mrs. MidAtlantic

    May 23, 2011 at 7:39 am

    Very flattering cut for you! There is a swimsuit out there for each of us.

  • Teresa

    May 23, 2011 at 7:22 am

    I LOVE IT! And you are stylin’, mama!!! I want one too, love the boy shorts!!! Thanks for sharing. You rock!!!

  • Blair@HeirtoBlair

    May 23, 2011 at 7:20 am

    you. look. DARLING!!!!

  • the grumbles

    May 23, 2011 at 7:10 am

    way to be brave, lady! you look adorable, and not like a porker. i need to upgrade my suit this year too but i’ve been dreading going shopping. the only one i have now is a little tiny bikini and it just doesn’t seem… momish? i don’t know, i feel weird about it like i’m too old to rock that look anymore.

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