How we keep the fire in our romance alive. Roaring actually.

August 22, 2011

We keep it hot around here. Little texts throughout the day to let each other know, “I care. I miss you. Wish you were here.” 8 years and it’s still so easy to send a simple message of how much we still need each other.

And? It shows.

So close to sexting.
Yeah. We're both a tad bit of badass and naughty wrapped into a vacuum coil.
Nothing says, "You are my everything," quite like a loaded, hot under the collar, "Where's the broom?" question.

Oh – you’re welcome.


  • scott aka this daddys blog

    August 30, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    That was great. I was wondering how did you even get that on the blog? Tracy and I have had some classic back and forths and that would be awesome. You and the husband are so dirty, kind of like you and Tracy’s pee’ing back and forth on twitter. So dirty

  • Jen

    August 27, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    Sometimes if I know Joe is in a meeting I will send him a BBM that I know will make him pee his pants laughing or terrifying him.

  • Sara

    August 23, 2011 at 7:01 pm


    What’s for dinner?


  • t.bird

    August 23, 2011 at 10:44 am

    real life.

    do people actually “sext” for real?

  • Rachel

    August 23, 2011 at 8:19 am

    love this. looks familiar.

  • Janelle

    August 22, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    Have you see the site “” Funniest site ever. Like, pee your pants funny. Even if it is all made up…

  • Sarah

    August 22, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    Looks very familiar….LOL

  • Suz

    August 22, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    Wasn’t trying to be anonymous. I’m on my cell & accidently hit send. (My nice marriage moment of the day=letting him use laptop). 😛

  • Anonymous

    August 22, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    Love this! Welcome to my marriage except add in scheduled TTC. 😉

  • cathy

    August 22, 2011 at 6:42 pm


  • Katrina

    August 22, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    That is awesome! lol – it’s amazing how much conversation changes when you’re “old married people!” I can’t even begin to tell you how many similar conversations that we have had! SUCH a turn on 😉

  • Tracy

    August 22, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    Dude. I love this!

  • Jess

    August 22, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    I’m sure he had you at “new vacuum”. Sounds like our texts.

  • OurGrowingGarden

    August 22, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    I first I didn’t pick up on the humor, and I was like…”ummmmm…” but then I read it again. “so close to sexting” 😉 LOL. Nothing gets a man randy like come vacuum cleaner talk!

  • Lisa @ Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy

    August 22, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    omg lol
    at least he answers you. i pay a ton of money for a phone for him and he never has the damn thing on. so my where’s the broom texts go ignored

    1. Lauren @ Hobo Mama

      August 24, 2011 at 6:02 am

      That’s what I was thinking! I’m lucky if he remembers to take his phone with him. How can I sext about hot vacuum cleaner action if he won’t pay attention?

  • Krista

    August 22, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    hahahaha. So sexy!

  • Brooke

    August 22, 2011 at 1:59 pm


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