• Sending the hubby out in style

    January 20, 2010

    Or not. I sent Sam off to work today with a kiss. I had also been vomited on, and it was still stuck in my hair. I had mismatched pj’s on, my face is breaking out (thank you hormones), I smell like breastmilk (gag), and my hair looks like a bird found a perfect place to…

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  • NO. I refuse to believe my child needs this much stuff.

    January 16, 2010

        Who came up with all this crap to “soothe” and “entertain” and “pacify” my child? Because half of this stuff requires me to constantly be on call looking for it, washing it, fixing it, putting batteries in it, and in general being a complete mess over items that Bella has learned she simply can…

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  • 2 months old.

    January 16, 2010

        Wow. Who would have thought that in 2 months my life would be this different? I am tired, poofy, still eating like there’s 2 of me, my house is a mess, I haven’t gotten more than 3 hours of sleep at a time, and I smell like breastmilk every night and morning. And I…

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  • I get why Britney drove with the kid on her lap.

    January 14, 2010

    Because right now, at 6:45 pm, Bella has finally fallen asleep. For the first time ALL DAY LONG. I’m kid you not, this child has taken a 20 minute nap from 9:00 this morning. I am fried, she is fried, her eyes are beaming red when she wakes up, the house is covered in vomit…

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