Because I listed Sam’s man crushes on here, I figured it was only fair I did mine too. Keep in mind, if I was a 17 year old boy, this would be about as shallow as it gets. However, I’m not. So it’s just a list of awesome instead.
::sigh:: I would KILL to look like Sofia Vergara from Modern Family. Besides being drop dead gorgeous, she’s super, super funny. I love her on that show.
I don’t care if she was a porn star. Heck, if I looked like her… well, no. No, I would never do that. But then, who am I kidding? I’m not ever going to look like her so I won’t spend useless time thinking about that.
Sam’s like, “Ugh, why would you want to look like her? Her face is ugly.” Note the use of the word face. Not she’s ugly. Face. Which leaves quite a bit of her that isn’t spoken of.
Men. ::eye roll::
Katherine Heigl comes in a close second. Because I love almost all of her movies. Even ones like Knocked Up where I swore up and down I was going to hate it. And she seems sweet and down to earth in real life. Plus she’s smokin’ hot and I am going to ask to be as tall as her when I get to heaven. (I can ask for that, right? Because I’ve got a “must have’s” list for there…)
Last but not least:
Oh Britney. I’ve cheered, jeered, and sobbed my way through her life. From Justin to head shaving to muffin tops – I’ve followed her from the age of 14. Sure, sometimes I’ve thought she’s been off her rocker, but all the while I was rooting for her to pull her (bald) head out, dump Mr. Pants on the Ground, buy some underwear, and focus on her kids.
How about you? Any one you could never admit to but might want to here?