To the woman who fell into the mall coin pond because she was texting, to the mother suing Nutella for false advertising, to the people who think McDonalds is the only reason they are raising sumo wrestlers at age 8, to the kid who fell on the train tracks because he was so busy playing his Playstation portable, to the general stupidity of everyone who thinks that the world revolves around them and they have no personal responsibility for anything:
WAKE UP. PULL YOUR HEAD OUT AND GET A CLUE.
No one is shoving fast food down your throat. If you can’t handle your kid in the backseat whining for McDonalds, you’ve got bigger problems than what they cook their fries in.
TELL YOUR KID NO. NO, WE DON’T EAT THERE.
Hate the commercials that ply your children with happy McDonalds memories while asking them to eat chicken nuggets covered with an ingredient found in lighter fluid?
TURN OFF THE TV.
Don’t like feeling like an idiot on camera when you’re so busy staring at your phone you fall into a small pond?
SHUT ‘ER DOWN.
Pissed that Nutella claims it’s healthy? ::eyeroll:: For goodness sake, look at the ingredients. And? Your kid and you shouldn’t be eating so much of it – it’s a treat not a meal plan.
And what on earth was that parent thinking letting their kid walk around not looking at the world but at a tiny game? How many people did he bump into before he took a dive onto the tracks? Why do we have to constantly be entertained by something other than life itself?
USE THE WORD NO. NO, NO, NO. WE DO NOT PLAY ON SMALL TV SCREENS WHILE WE WALK NEAR TRAINS.
Technology? Is making us stupider. And fatter. And more selfish. And lazy.
And suing other people because of it? Because we are that stupid as a society?